i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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