I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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