Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We had to coat check the pizza.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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