1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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