i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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