I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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