Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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