Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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