And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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