They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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