I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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