no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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