Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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