I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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