I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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