so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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