I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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