i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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