i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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