She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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