a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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