Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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