you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I love you.
Bad choice
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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