What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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