my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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