I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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