We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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