chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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