Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
D3 body, D1 cock
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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