I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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