non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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