If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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