his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
