i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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