I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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