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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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