i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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