im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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