i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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