mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
