we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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