i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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