Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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