dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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