i just wanna soil my oats bro
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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