We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
