Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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