I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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