..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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