Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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