Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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