Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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