The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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